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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

nightvalemeteorologist:

Linda Belcher: Best mom ever

indiscriminateslag:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

The “same thing for breakfast” statement is so true for me. I am an oatmeal-eating MACHINE.

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

"You have to be odd to be number one."

-

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

dead-man-dcxvi:

classic monster vday cards

5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

h0odrich:

basednigel2222:

Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

RIP

amy had the mean dropkick


"You chased a bottle of aspirin with vodka" 
"I had a headache"

"You chased a bottle of aspirin with vodka"

"I had a headache"

Heartwarming Friendship Of A 5-Year-Old Girl With Autism And Her Therapy Cat - SWARING

psych-quotes:

Super cute! :)